To Counting Crow's "Long December"
And it's seven more days left in October
And it's one more week til Halloween
But it's been so long since I trick-or-treated,
I guess I should
Nah nah nah nah, yeah

To Matchbox 20's "3 AM"
She said it's cold ouside, I said it's October
And when we get to the party
We see someone else is dressed like Jenny McCarthy
And she says baby
I thought that I'd be the one and only
And she says baby
Let's have a drink and then leave,
I mean oh I'm pissed
Can't believe someone wore the same costume

To Alanis Morissette's "Thank You"
How about mini candy bars aren't they moronic?
How about cheap people that give you bags of pennies, yeah
Thank you Mike 'n' Ike
Thank you Candy Corn
Thank you, thank you, Smarties

To Marcy Playground's "Sex and Candy"
I have eggs and candy here
Shaving cream is in my hair, yeah
Shine my flashlight at people that stare in my direction
Mama this is Happy Halloween to you
Yeah mama this is Happy Halloween